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The Novels
Got a hankerin' for a full-course book?
A delectable romp through a bleak and unforgiving dark fantasy hellscape!
Unreadable swill! Hints of tannen, untreated malaria, and real horsehide leather!
If the previous two entrees made you vomit blood and shit bits of organ meat, this one is the same but even more expensive!
COMING SOON - Old Cold Cannibal
6.99
The new book, with the taste and consistency of rancid vulture diarrhea... just like mom used to make!
The Short Stories
Not man enough for a whole book? We're judging you, now, silently.
Buy these books. Buy them. Stop resisting. You know you want to. Buy them all.